Sarkastische mottos auf english
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
4. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards that no one can meet."
5. "I'm not rude, I'm just brutally honest."
6. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
7. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist with low expectations."
8. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just happen to be right most of the time."
9. "I'm not antisocial, I just prefer the company of books over people."
10. "I'm not a workaholic, I just have a strong passion for avoiding my personal life."