Sarkastische mottos english

1. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for important tasks."

3. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards that no one can meet."

4. "I'm not rude, I'm just brutally honest."

5. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just happen to be right most of the time."

6. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist who sees the glass as half empty."

7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I just work better under pressure."

8. "I'm not antisocial, I just prefer the company of books over people."

9. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined to prove everyone wrong."

10. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in sarcasm."